Bad Real Estate Photos

Everyone knows that you need photos of your home in a listing. Sometimes though, you’d be better off without any. Check out our collection of bad real estate photos taken from listings in the Chicago area. Why do people hire realtors that use photos like this? Always use a realtor that pays for professional photographs.

If you come across more photos, feel free to share them with us at JWilliams@LucidRealty.com


Not only is it a poor quality photo, but it was sideways in the listing!

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Yes, it’s a spider on the screen.

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Is the bucket for all the tears the seller has to cry since he’s getting no showings?

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This definitely highlights the home!

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Dark and gloomy kitchen just needs your personal touch?

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Yep, that’s the size of the photo and we have no idea what it’s a
photo of exactly.

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Photos are much better in daylight.

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We’re hoping that’s a stuffed animal on the bed. And why couldn’t the move the garbage bag?

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Another fantastic photo that we have no idea what is being promoted.

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In case you needed to know what water coming out of the shower looks like.

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Security system included?

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This home comes with tech support.

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No, we have no idea what this is.

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The back of chairs are always a big selling point.

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Kitchen with a custom cover for your stove and extra storage space.bad photo

These 5 photos all come from the same listing. We can’t imagine why this property isn’t selling.

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Another home that comes complete with staff in the kitchen.

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This home apparently comes with its own kitchen staff.

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We’re not sure if they were highlighting the door, light fixture or this lovely fuse box. A lovely fuse box

 

How about this fantastic corner?

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Do these people come with the house?

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Nice coat.

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Well, it IS nice tile.

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The view is outstanding!

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That’s a great corner!

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And the point is…?

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Look! The door has a doorknob.

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All set for the improvements needed?

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No dust bunnies under the fridge!

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The “Master” bath

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Maybe the photographer was tired of standing upright?

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Another great fuse box

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Hmmmmm…

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A doorway-great! I always wanted one of those.

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How long does it take to clear off the bed?

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It’s important to know your unit number

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Nice, shiny elevator doors

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A deck for you to refinish

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Creeper in the mirror? Hope they don’t come with the home.

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Why?

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I’m sure this picture is what sold the home.

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For a different perspective….this is from a $1.9MM home.

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Maybe he should have looked at the mirror, not the camera.

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Nice bathroom complete with garbage, in case you don’t have enough of your own

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That vase must be a permanent fixture

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Rug for sale? Nope, just a condo

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For those who always need to know the time

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How about a life-sized creature with your new home?

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No better way to showcase a family home than to include a family!

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Pets are family, too.

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We’ve all heard of the mounted deer head, but here’s the whole thing!

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